There aren’t a lot of things right in the world currently. Trump. North Korea. The fact that McDonald’s still don’t deliver. But if you were starting to fear for humanity – don’t. Following on from the popularity of sending your enemies glitter, you can now post a bag of dicks.

The UK company allows you to send a standard bag of dicks, send a big bag of dicks, and my personal favourite: send a whole workplace a corporate bag of dicks.

The best thing about it?

It’s completely anonymous. All you need is a name and address and you could be well on your way to making your annoying colleague or that family member you hate eat a huge bag of dicks. It’s clear to me now that 2018 is going to be a year of innovation.

One of the most spectacular things here is that the dicks actually look quite tasty. If I received a bag of them I would definitely eat them.

Who are you going to send a bag?