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Why do people smell?
I am vain. I will freely admit this. I will look at my reflection in anything. A spoon, the microwave, someone’s eyes in the moonlight. (NB: if you have ever been on a date with me and think I was looking lovingly into your eyes, the chances are I was checking to see if my…
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Krystal Whites
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Krystal-Whites/1410143589215872 Hi guys, Pop over a ‘like’ to my guys Krystal Whites who do excellent and reasonable teeth whitening. You only need to look at the pics to see how good the results are. K.
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Caption Contest
I have decided to do a little caption competition to get people a bit more involved. Below is a picture of my good friend and bride to be Lisa digging into her fave bag. Captions to be written in comments by midnight on 31st January 2014. ***DISCLAIMER*** You will not win an actual prize but…
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Shall we talk about cats?
Some people a rude. In Basildon, this is a lie. MOST people are rude. Seeing as I am still waiting for my new job to check to see if I am a criminal or not (cross your fingers for me), I am still doing errands for my Nan. Popping to a supermarket on a weekday…
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Thankssssssssss
Hi guys, Thank you so much for liking, reading, commenting and sharing my little blog. We are nearing 2,000 viewers in 20 days of it being under way. (Unique hits, NOT even returning visitors). Moving forward after my dryathlon, I hope to use my sarcasm to review some goods and services for you with brutal…
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Placenta Anyone?
One of the things I love about my group of friends is our ability to talk absolute shit when we are together. When we went away from the weekend, one of my favourite quotes was from my friend Lara, who was sober at the time who asked ‘Have we got anything milky to drink….like milk?’.…
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Cooking Baking and General Mess Making
I have a strange relationship with cooking. I am, in effect, a good cook. My speciality is Coq Au Vin, as learnt from Delia Smith, and I suspect the reason she is so good at it is because that’s the only ‘Coq’ she’s getting at her age. I love French food. I love anything to…
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What do you call your Nan?
Seriously? Have I been transported back to the 1800s? Is my ‘2014’ calendar incorrect? Because I’m sure, last time I looked, it was only William and Harry that called their Nan ‘Grandma’. ‘Granny’ the shortened version of Grandma, is for people who think they are posh but actually live in Benfleet. I also know someone…