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Self Tan Situations
We’ve all been there haven’t we? Standing naked in the bathroom after exfoiliating with such force we feel like a recently sanded skirting board. Using a mitt or glove that looks like something from pets at home that you should use on a cat, guinea pig or extremely hairy spouse. After doing all you can,…
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First Run of 2014
I went for my first run today. It wasn’t enjoyable. I despise exercise and only do it to try and look good. People who say ‘oh I ran 4k today, it really cleared my head’, absolutely baffle me. I think they are absolutely off their tits. If I want to clear my head I get…
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Cakes Cakes Cakes
If, like much of the UK population you have a serious love for cake, please consider this bright young talent for your next investment. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nugs-cakery/507134196041137 Very efficient services, and not only do the cakes LOOK awesome, they taste amazing, and this is coming from someone who doesnt even eat cake! Dont just take my word…
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You only get one set of retinas
To all those people who look at me like I’ve just pissed on them for wearing sunglasses in January: The sun is actually lower in winter, which causes more retina damage. Shove that up your arse.
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Twitter Talk
If you fancy shorter bursts of sarcasm my Twitter is http://www.twitter.com/kelly_jackson88
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When you use an egg poacher…
You are DEFFO’s supposed to put water in the pan :(. Pointless trying to be ‘good’ on my feast day.
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The 5:2 Diet – Feast and Fast AKA Starve and Starve Less
So, I’m trying the 5:2 diet, which most of you will have heard of because it’s been through more people than Jodie Marsh. For those small minority that haven’t heard of it (probably a smaller minority still, than the minority that HAVEN’T slept with Jodie Marsh), the premise of it is you starve yourself 2…
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I am letting you all have a holiday…
Hi Guys, Again as previously discussed, I do not get paid anything to promote links but I’m always happy to do a favor. Someone I know is renting a gorgeous villa in Portual here http://www.homeaway.co.uk/p2103258 So just to let you know I am allowing you all to book yourself a holiday. Easyjet fly from Southend,…
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Celebrity Big Brother – Live Eviction
Last night, my Mum and I attended the live eviction on Celebrity Big Brother with tickets from applausestore.com. For those of you who do not know, tickets to a lot of TV shows filmed live are free on this website and it’s free to register (they are not paying me to tell you this by…
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