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What to wear to Celebrity Big Brother Live 2014?
Serious, I am really struggling with what to wear? Emma Willis always looks flawless in the freezing cold, I fear I will look like one of them sausages wrapped in bacon 😐
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‘Simple’ Errands
Today, I thought I would let my state of being jobless be a help instead of a hinder, and I offered to run some ‘simple’ errands for my Nan. (Yes, I am jobless, no I am not claiming benefits, so if you would like to send me some money for no reason what so ever,…
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FREE Ebook ’12 Witty Comebacks For Everyday Life’
If, like most people you find it hard to be offensive, please keep this ebook to hand and try harder. 12 Witty Comebacks
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Replacing one vice with another….
Only had about 80 cups today….
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Sunbed Shenanigans
I fancied a sunbed today, new year, new me and all that. Now I don’t know about you, but I find the entire experience of a sunbed extremely stressful. For a start, being fair (and when I say fair I mean ‘white as a fucking sheet’), the sunbed lady, who has now known me for…
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Gentle Reminder
Just a gentle remider (around as gentle as the Incredible Hulk rocking you to sleep), the ultimate aim for this blog is to raise money for Cancer Research. So please give, even if it’s only a pound. Because lets face it if you met me you would want to buy me a drink anyway (to…