It's More Fun In Your 30s

January 18, 2014

Placenta Anyone?

One of the things I love about my group of friends is our ability to talk absolute shit when we are together. When we went away from the weekend, one of my favourite quotes was from my friend Lara, who was sober at the time who asked ‘Have we got anything milky to drink….like milk?’.…

January 17, 2014

Cooking Baking and General Mess Making

I have a strange relationship with cooking. I am, in effect, a good cook. My speciality is Coq Au Vin, as learnt from Delia Smith, and I suspect the reason she is so good at it is because that’s the only ‘Coq’ she’s getting at her age. I love French food. I love anything to…

January 15, 2014

What do you call your Nan?

Seriously? Have I been transported back to the 1800s? Is my ‘2014’ calendar incorrect? Because I’m sure, last time I looked, it was only William and Harry that called their Nan ‘Grandma’. ‘Granny’ the shortened version of Grandma, is for people who think they are posh but actually live in Benfleet. I also know someone…

January 14, 2014

Self Tan Situations

We’ve all been there haven’t we? Standing naked in the bathroom after exfoiliating with such force we feel like a recently sanded skirting board. Using a mitt or glove that looks like something from pets at home that you should use on a cat, guinea pig or extremely hairy spouse. After doing all you can,…

January 13, 2014

Here is a picture that just really makes me laugh

January 13, 2014

First Run of 2014

I went for my first run today. It wasn’t enjoyable. I despise exercise and only do it to try and look good. People who say ‘oh I ran 4k today, it really cleared my head’, absolutely baffle me. I think they are absolutely off their tits. If I want to clear my head I get…

January 11, 2014

Cakes Cakes Cakes

If, like much of the UK population you have a serious love for cake, please consider this bright young talent for your next investment. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nugs-cakery/507134196041137 Very efficient services, and not only do the cakes LOOK awesome, they taste amazing, and this is coming from someone who doesnt even eat cake! Dont just take my word…